I have no idea how my Fork Friend Ian Cohen dug this up (see cap below), but huh: wow. If you don’t recognize that guy’s name or face, he’s in this band, and also just released this album, which is also very fine. Because the Onion more or less made up this particular [...]

PITTSBURGH—Audience members at the Benedum Center for the Performing Arts are reporting that, oh God, no, approximately 20 extremely enthusiastic actors are approaching the edge of the stage and appear determined to continue their current musical number in the main seating area.
“Oh, man, are they? Shit,” one audience member was overheard saying as the energetic [...]

“This is the latest in a string of high-profile insurance scams. Last year, Jennifer Lopez claimed her posterior had been damaged in a rear-end collision, but was later spotted taking the intact buttocks to the gym. In 2005, Eric Clapton told officials that his hands had been stolen, though a three-month investigation later revealed that [...]