Washin’ Dishes, Gettin’ Straight A’s, Cleanin’ Up Your Room, and Helpin’ Wash Your Grandma’s Hair

“Cuddly pop troll Carter, who rose to fame during the fallow period between Hanson and Lizzie McGuire, was essentially the musical version of Poochie: A rapping, shiny-suited, catchphrase machine who could have only come from the twisted, syphilitic mind of Lou Pearlman. ‘People love these damn Backstreet Boys—does one of them have a younger brother we can tart up?’”

I never thought I’d ever want to read anything about Aaron Carter, but Chris Weingarten revisits the little guy’s oeuvre over at Idolator, and then some (btw, the best Aaron Carter-related ethering since this, with bonus Horatio Sanz fake-mustache lolz). CW is absolutely killing it on the site’s “Worst of the 00’s” feature.

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