It’s Fall, Fuckfaces.

“When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.”

Pretty sure this has made a couple laps already, but it’s very much worth a click if you’ve not read.

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