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Bathroom graffiti, Laughing Planet-style. For non-Bloomingtonians, Laughing Planet is our local “hipster” (sic) burrito place, with a crew of tattooed, fixed-gear bike riders serving food with all-organic, all-local ingredients. It’s really great stuff, actually (I recommend the Cuban–mmmm…plantains), but it comes, on occasion, with a healthy side of antagonistic anti-free-market ideology.

The above exchange took place on an old health-ed poster hanging next to the toilet, and you should start reading it via the second post from the left, then proceed to the left, before jumping all the way to the top right, then down.

I have no idea how this “exchange” took place in reality, nor do I know how many hours/weeks/months transpired between postings. In my imagination, however, I see an avid young man in cutoff jean shorts, hurriedly downing glasses of filtered warm water, one after another, hopping up and down outside the bathroom door, waiting for the other guy to finish his rebuttal. When the other guy leaves, he walks past his interlocutor, snorts, and hurriedly walks to the water dispenser.

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