“Why does that one have a cordless microphone? Is he going to try to talk to us?”

PITTSBURGH—Audience members at the Benedum Center for the Performing Arts are reporting that, oh God, no, approximately 20 extremely enthusiastic actors are approaching the edge of the stage and appear determined to continue their current musical number in the main seating area.

“Oh, man, are they? Shit,” one audience member was overheard saying as the energetic ensemble began filing down previously unseen stairs and past the front row. “Shit, shit, shit.”

The Onion, “Oh No, Performers Coming Into Audience“

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