Idolathonpacks(ator)

I'm taking over (half the posts of) Idolator today---come on over and give me some moral support, as I wade throught the morass of Gawker Media and hopefully emerge without my gum in my hair (first post here). For those of you here for the first time because of Idolator, welcome. Please use the gloves provided to turn the pages of the older posts, don't feed the dog, and remember the mint on the pillow, to avoid a nasty wake-up on Saturday.